Happy Birthday, Mary — Sorry About the Game | Just Wondering with Norm Hitzges
Description
Norm’s had it. The Cowboys went full “piece of dung,” and he’s here to vent so you don’t have to throw your remote through the TV. In this Monday episode, Norm celebrates Mary’s birthday (sort of), then rips into the Dallas Cowboys like a man who’s seen too many decades of bad football. Zero pass rush, busted coverage, Dak’s dink-and-dunk festival — nothing escapes the wrath of Norm.
And because Norm can’t just stop at football, he piles on the Texas Rangers too, lamenting their ability to waste perfect pitching like it’s an art form. If you’ve ever yelled “RUN THE BALL!” at your screen, this one’s for you.
Chapters
00:00:00 - Happy Birthday, Mary (Sorry About the Cowboys)
00:01:32 - Who’s Supposed to Be Covering That Guy?
00:04:01 - Zero Means Zero: Cowboys’ Pass Rush Disaster
00:05:06 - Left Tackle Trouble and Offensive Line Woes
00:07:15 - Dak Prescott’s Dink-and-Dunk Mystery
00:09:00 - CD Lamb’s Sideline Stroll: Sit Down, Man
00:09:48 - Third-and-One Brain Freeze: Why Are We Passing?
00:11:17 - Norm’s Full Sideline Rant: “Man Up!”
00:11:58 - Media Jinx? Everyone Picked Dallas
00:13:35 - A Terrible, No-Good, Must-Win Loss
00:15:11 - Full Moon Healing Balm to Calm Cowboy Fans
00:16:46 - Rangers’ Seven-Game Implosion and Wasted Pitching
00:19:14 - Season’s Epitaph: “They Wasted a Ton of Good Pitching”
00:19:20 - Sponsors, Thanks, and a Deep Exhale
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